{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
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