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Michael Yeo is a Canadian former professional ice hockey player and coach. Yeo is currently an assistant coach with the Ottawa Senators of the National Hockey League (NHL). He is the former head coach of the Minnesota Wild and St. Louis Blues, as well as interim head coach of the Philadelphia Flyers in the NHL. Yeo grew up in North Bay, Ontario. He has also been an assistant coach for the Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins, Vancouver Canucks, and head coach of the American Hockey League's Houston Aeros.
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